Kiddo Morgan

A native of Massachusetts, however a self-proclaimed Citizen of the World [against the British], Kiddo Morgan was born under a different name that has been all but lost to time. He thankfully also did not inherit his parents' weak constitutions or the world may have lost one of its greatest offspring during the Common Cold of '48. There is no knowledge as to whether or not Kiddo was an only child, however, the rumor that he ate his potential siblings in order to prevent them from rising higher than he, is not based in fact and the blasphemer has been taken care of.

The Fateful Day that Changed his Fate
At the age of 8, Kiddo left home only after his parents left him (Death of Kiddo Morgan's parents). He spent the winter hiding out in a neighbor's pig sty, (the neightbor would turn out to be Bird). He eventually made it to Boston where he spent the night on a chair that just so happened to be the very chaisse that was to be delivered to the King of England and in the morning he was awoken by Tiberius and Shakey, two shipmates under Captain Augustus Wellington. After promising to tie the crew's shoes in exchange for his life to be spared, Kiddo Morgan joined the crew and was branded 'Kiddo Morgan', for Augustus had already been calling him kiddo and it was "too late to change now."

Instead of delivering the chair to the king, the ship got sidetracked into helping some Native Americans in Canada. After seeing the way the British treated those they conquered, Kiddo vowed to spend the rest of his life fighting the British, getting rich, being adored and appreciated (but earning these adorations and appreciations), and saving Jescah from the evil Indians (of India).